Not yet (part1)
Britney Spears-Not a girl, not yet a woman- Not single, not yet officially married.
- Not a virgin, not yet a whore.
Madonna- Simply not a virgin.
Marilyn Manson- Not a man, not yet an alien.
Jolin's (new) breasts- Not small, not yet Cup G.
A-ya's breasts- Not big, not yet cup 凹
Stefanie Sun's face- Not smooth, not yet moon crater.
Days of our lives- Not forever, not quite going to end in the next 50 years.
Prince- Not prince, not yet artiste formally known as Prince, not yet the Artiste. (Somebody help me here.)
Tanjong Pagar railway- Not Singaporean but Malaysian, but not quite in Malaysia but in Singapore?
Newater- Not SHit, not yet water.
Mariah Carey's super high squeals- not yet impossible for the human ear, not yet able to attract dogs.
5566- not 4466, not yet 5566.
Jerry from Singapore Idol- not a good singer, not yet eliminated.
Michael Jackson- Not black, not yet white.
*This blog is born out of pure boredom and should not be taken seriously. No offence pls.
3 Comments:
None taken. Great work!
That's a great list :)
wow...you're good! haha..
..and very free... hehe
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