ConfessionS Of A SleePlesS MinD

Al-Azhar... Pratas for the soul.

I really shouldn't be blogging now. I have a lecture at 10 am and I still have to prepare for EL 3221- Literary Stylistics tutorial. This really is my most sucidal module to date. I'm just so lost in this mod, dunno what the hell the lecturer talking abt siah. Read the Qns for tomorrow's tutorial and still havent got a clue. Fuck it, I'll just go throw some smoke grenades tomorrow. When you can't give intelligent answers, just confuse everybody.

Had supper with the guys at Al-Azhar. Kinda like a post-birthday celebration for Mingster. Shrek was in a hyper BitchFiT mode due to the Macbeth's mother-in-law incident. Synopsis of incident- a ridiculous Pot and a Almost full baggage. There were updates on Ray as well.
To Ray: Sorry to hear about you but don't fret, there just might be greener pastures out there for your itchy J Lo ass.
There was also excessive Teh-Pengs. Kumwei was just high on Teh-Pengs. I never understand the system they use at some prata shops. Can't they just keep the slips they take orders on and charge according to those slips? Do they have to come over and recount all the stuff we ordered? Where's the BRAINS people? Great that we meet up b4 everyone starts flying off.

Treats:

For a Paris Hilton delight: visit http://boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/paris-hilton-banned-ad-p1.php (not a link to the infamous One Night in Paris clip. but that one is easily downloadable)

For a spoof of that: visit http://boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/rethink-recruiting-p1.php?fromrelated=1

To know more abt the dubious relationship bet Bush and Blair, see George Bush and Tony Blair's rendition of GAy BAr: http://boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003/f_gay_bar-p1.php

Boreme.com is a really good remedy for Bo Liao moments.

(Everybody's) leaving on a jet plane, who knows when (everybody) will be back again...

Toking cock liao, time to sleep liao, too much Teh in my system liao.

posted by KERMIT @ 1:46 AM