Kermit the warped amphibian
Kermit is sick. It developed a weird temper and started building walls around itself. It doesn't feel like speaking. It doesn't feel like facing other animals. It doesn't want to make any explanations for its actions. It finds it unnecessary or perhaps it doesn't know how to and can't. It only needs to selfishly answer to itself. It doesn't care anymore. It is tired of it all. It is tired of the animals around it, especially the grotesque chameleons. It is tired of its own insignificance and the cold stares from others. It is losing all feelings and emotions. The venom in it has spread to its vital organs. It has become a highly poisonous frog. It lost its ability to communicate with other animals. As an amphibious being, it wants to leave the water world. It is losing hope in the water world. Air in the water is polluted. It is the only frog left in the water. The other frogs have either left for other water bodies or left water for land. Why can't frogs be like horses- handsome, strong horses speeding through wide open fields- the admiration of other animals. What should become of Kermit? A frog is still a frog.可米特生病了。它变得脾气古怪，自我封闭。它变得不爱说话。它不想面对任何动物。它不想为它的行为做任何解释。 他认为没有必要， 也或许它不知道怎么解释。 它只需要自私地对自己交代。 它不想再理会任何事情。 它厌倦了这一切。它厌倦它周遭的一些动物， 尤其是丑陋的析蜴。 它厌倦了所有的冷落和鄙视的眼神。 它渐渐失去喜怒哀乐。它体内的毒液已散播到它的五脏六腑。它变成一只身具巨毒的青蛙。 它失去了和别种动物沟通的能力。 生为一个双栖动物， 他想逃离水的世界。他渐渐对水的世界感到绝望。水里的空气以被污染了。水里只剩它一只青蛙。 青蛙们不是游到别的水域， 就是跳上水面到陆地上生活了。 青蛙为什么不能像马儿一样， 英俊， 壮硕， 飞奔在无限的草原上， 是众动物们仰慕的对象呢？ 可米特该如何是好？ 青蛙还是青蛙。
冷笑话
I heard on 93.3fm today
Qn: 有一艘非常新的船。 这艘船缺少什么？
Ans:电视。 因为新传媒（新船没)电视。
One of my favourite from Radiohead:
Creep
When you were here before,
couldn't look you in the eye.
You're just like an angel,
your skin makes me cry.
You float like a feather,
in a beautiful world
I wish I was special,
you're so fucking special.
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?.
I don't belong here
She's running out the door,
she's running,
she run, run, run, run, run.
Whatever makes you happy,
whatever you want.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special,
but I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here,
I don't belong here.
*(off the album Pablo Honey)
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可米特! 称机会闭关修炼蛤蟆神功! 然后再重出江湖! 到时候我传你一套太极功!
感谢你的鼓励, 几感动。等我练成了蛤蟆功，我会通知你， 和你切磋武艺。Thanks for the tip on Spam too. The spams are getting annoying.
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yozzy....seems likes its always the 3 of us commenting on each others' blogs...hahahaha
Anyway, i guess everyone has their own fair share of ups and downs. It's not exactly up to us to decide who gets more of what or to what extend the ups or downs should be. But we do have the control of how we can respond and react to it.
Like you always ask me to look on the bright side, you should too. Don't just encourage others, encourage yourself too.
When you learn to really love yourself, that's when you allow others to learn to love you too.
加油！你行的。=）
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