Tuesday, September 13, 2005

都是蛊惑仔惹的祸。。。


Kermit faces his past.
A pic back from around 1998. Ah-Beng wannabes.
谁没有过去?

Classic Beng outfit- Branded long sleeve shirt with sleeve folded up.
(Preferred Beng brands- Jeans (Valentino, Versace, MCM, Armani)
Wallet(JPG with metallic strip)

Top (Any that looks Beng enough.
ie. trademark burberrys chequered top, trussadi)
Or small body hugging tops

Hideous centre-parting hairstlye

Branded specs if wear specs.

Essential acessories- comb with super long sharp end that can kill
- super ultra small Outdoor bag that clings so tight
it is potentially blue-black inducing
- Motorola Jazz pager with bells, bells, bells
- Dye hair if possible (usually one flat colour)

And so on... You may want to add to my list
















*Faces have been blurred to protect identity of involved personnel.















Freaky version.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Ungrammatical and not in chronological order

Had been busy for the past few days with mid-term exams and assignment deadline to meet. Quite a bit happened but didn't feel like blogging. Isn't it funny that whenever you have a test, you want to do everything else except for studying for the test. I am the Super Last minute type, don't study until bo bian no time. I only officially studied for the test at 1 am. Actually, I get a Kick in doing things last minute- fighting against time and cramping my brains for answers and remembering stuff. I remember during study time leading up to A levels, I spent my time packing up my room and doing damn bo liao stuff. Then when holidays come and I have ample time to do all the bo liao stuff, I get too lazy to do them and actually find books to read. I am just so 犯贱.

I finished the MCQ mid term in around 50 minutes when the total time given was 2 hours. Not that I super Zai, just that MCQ test with 50 questions no need 2 hours loh. Quite a lot of ppl left b4 me. Made a mistake in one of the giveaway questions. Damn! It is one of those tests that nearly everyone will get full marks. But I was still quite confident of getting a decent grade.

Results out today on IVLE. Sianz man, I only get 90. Thought I only made a few mistakes but sianz man. The mode score was 92 loh. Super sianz, fall below average. I was still so confident after the test. TL damn zai loh, get 98. Need a new brain.

Thought there was a drinking session on Friday night, but in the end don't have. Dunno what happened siah. Then supposed to meet up with CW they all yesterday night, then in the end don't have also. Also dunno why. Need to find new activities to do. Stayed at home to watch Man U/Man C match. Can't believe Man U/Man C draw. Sucks. But I'm gloating over Arsenal's loss.

Amber's dad passed away last week while holidaying in Thailand. Can't imagine how it feels to lose a parent. Somemore, supposed to enjoy during holiday. Attended the wake, but didn't get a chance to talk to Amber. Hope she gets over it soon. Dedicate the song Tears by X Japan to her. (removed from blog). Don't think she reads or knows this bog but still dedicate to her. Dunno Japanese but the chorus talks abt "Dry your tears with love". Hope she does that.

Also dedicate the song to Yongming, who lost his phone. I know how it feels. I lost a newly bought phone last year. Sianz man. Lucky for me, I had most of my contacts on paper. When I realise I lost my phone, I called my own number. First time rang but nobody pick up. Second time I call, phone switched off liao. Maybe calling your own phone isn't such a good move.

9/11- the day terrorists come out to play. They play with our minds, they play with our lives.

Writer's block... Dunno what to write liao.



Kermit the 2-faced amphibian.

Monday, September 05, 2005

Kermit the warped amphibian

Kermit is sick. It developed a weird temper and started building walls around itself. It doesn't feel like speaking. It doesn't feel like facing other animals. It doesn't want to make any explanations for its actions. It finds it unnecessary or perhaps it doesn't know how to and can't. It only needs to selfishly answer to itself. It doesn't care anymore. It is tired of it all. It is tired of the animals around it, especially the grotesque chameleons. It is tired of its own insignificance and the cold stares from others. It is losing all feelings and emotions. The venom in it has spread to its vital organs. It has become a highly poisonous frog. It lost its ability to communicate with other animals. As an amphibious being, it wants to leave the water world. It is losing hope in the water world. Air in the water is polluted. It is the only frog left in the water. The other frogs have either left for other water bodies or left water for land. Why can't frogs be like horses- handsome, strong horses speeding through wide open fields- the admiration of other animals. What should become of Kermit? A frog is still a frog.


可米特生病了。它变得脾气古怪,自我封闭。它变得不爱说话。它不想面对任何动物。它不想为它的行为做任何解释。 他认为没有必要, 也或许它不知道怎么解释。 它只需要自私地对自己交代。 它不想再理会任何事情。 它厌倦了这一切。它厌倦它周遭的一些动物, 尤其是丑陋的析蜴。 它厌倦了所有的冷落和鄙视的眼神。 它渐渐失去喜怒哀乐。它体内的毒液已散播到它的五脏六腑。它变成一只身具巨毒的青蛙。 它失去了和别种动物沟通的能力。 生为一个双栖动物, 他想逃离水的世界。他渐渐对水的世界感到绝望。水里的空气以被污染了。水里只剩它一只青蛙。 青蛙们不是游到别的水域, 就是跳上水面到陆地上生活了。 青蛙为什么不能像马一样, 英俊, 壮硕, 飞奔在无限的草原上, 是众动物们仰慕的对象呢? 可米特该如何是好? 青蛙还是青蛙。


冷笑话
I heard on 93.3fm today

Qn: 有一艘非常新的船。 这艘船缺少什么?
Ans:电视。 因为新传媒(新船没)电视。



One of my favourite from Radiohead:
Creep
When you were here before,
couldn't look you in the eye.
You're just like an angel,
your skin makes me cry.
You float like a feather,
in a beautiful world
I wish I was special,
you're so fucking special.

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice,
I'm not around.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special.

But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?.

I don't belong here
She's running out the door,
she's running,
she run, run, run, run, run.

Whatever makes you happy,
whatever you want.
You're so fucking special,
I wish I was special,

but I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here,
I don't belong here.

*(off the album Pablo Honey)

Saturday, September 03, 2005

我真的受伤了 (Sing along)

窗外阴天了 音乐低声了 
我的心开始想你了

灯光也暗了 音乐低声了 
口中的棉花糖也融化了

窗外阴天了 人是无聊了 
我的心开始想你了

电话响起了 你要说话了 
还以为你心里对我又想念了

怎么你声音变得冷淡了 
是你变了 是你变了

灯光熄灭了 音乐静止了 
滴下的眼泪已停不住了

天下起雨了 人是不快乐 
我的心真的受伤了


演唱歌手: 张学友
词曲:作词:王菀之 作曲:王菀之 编曲:江建民  


你受伤时, 是否有人借你肩膀依靠?
你快乐时, 是否有人分享你的微笑?
你无聊时, 是否有人逗你笑?
你寂默时, 是否也和我一样?
孤单的期待着那幸福拥抱。

Kermit